zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Zoom

The platform where one uses for school

DUDE DOWNLOAD ZOOM

by a person that hates minecraft December 11, 2020

Zoom

A video meeting website that seemed to have a surge in popularity when this freaking pandemic started.

I literally had no idea Zoom was even a thing until I had to do school on it.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

by anonymous September 20, 2022