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zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.
Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.
by PuffyRI February 6, 2023
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Zoom Strike Gaming

by Hyperbirdy3 November 30, 2024
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ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.
John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!
by looart September 24, 2018
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Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".
When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?
by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020
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Zoom Wallflower

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.
"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"
by muevete80 June 15, 2020
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Mute the Zoom

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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multi-zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, work in other tabs, or engage in communication not related to the Zoom meeting
I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.
by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020
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