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Your mom

Something all 5th graders say at least 754683 times every minute.
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by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020
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Your Mom

by ldkick July 6, 2011
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Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.
I smash your mom
by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019
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Your mom

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!
by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014
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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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Your Mom

The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.
Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004
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Your Mom

insult.
can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.
more funny if it makes sense,

BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.

BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.
by embx November 10, 2009
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