little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is.
Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.
Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.
Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
* A year 7 rushes past with their huge bag*
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey
Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey
Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
by Friendly._.Frog September 19, 2019
Get the Year 7smug. Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020
Get the year of shaftmug. Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.
by Some Person August 5, 2004
Get the Silkwizard Yearmug. Spending New Years at home, alone, with a bunch of either scary, docile, or just plain old annoying cats.
Man 1:Hey bro! Was Man 3 at your New Years party?
Man 2: Na I think he was celebrating Mew Years this year.
Man 1: Bummer...
Man 2: Na I think he was celebrating Mew Years this year.
Man 1: Bummer...
by Rozi the avanger! January 9, 2012
Get the mew yearsmug. Waka Waka, a popular African song, had its Elvis year in 2010 when Shakira performed it as the official song of the 19th FIFA World Cup.
by Valerio Capello August 22, 2011
Get the Elvis yearmug. When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.
Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"
Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."
Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"
Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."
Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"
by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 17, 2011
Get the Pound Yearsmug. A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.
For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.
For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.
by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021
Get the Peasant-yearmug.