Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
Get the boner insurancemug. 1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.
2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"
John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"
John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012
Get the It's Boner Time!mug. An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
"I got such a wrong boner watching..."
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
by DrJonas February 4, 2010
Get the wrong bonermug. Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
by Mardel March 10, 2021
Get the Toner Bonermug. something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020
Get the banana bonermug. a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight
person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!
person 2: nice!
by thesmartjew March 17, 2016
Get the adrenaline bonermug. by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019
Get the Boner jawmug.