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Ego

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
by glubglubglubglub April 11, 2025
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ego-venting

ego-venting (verb) is a type of venting were, instead of airing out your problems and misfortunes, you air out how great and amazing you are to whoever is in earshot.
Person 1: Dude my friend just won his local club their first trophy in a while in his first season and now he's ego-venting to me about how great he is, what do i do?

Person 2: Just nod and agree, bkd and agree.
by tio17 June 7, 2025
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ego

is mind consciousness belief of one's self. To believe into another's perception of your organic character and accept the idea as truth. this is why your subconscious distorts when we lose touch with said comfort zone or we fall into a depressive state of mind.
ego is following a crowd for self worth intentions and giving reason to what's broken
by Mr.Schreiber April 23, 2023
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ego-terrorist

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.
Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"
by smiling goose June 21, 2010
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Ego

An ego is what my friend Sam lives on. He has the biggest ego in the world
Sam put your massive ass ego aside kid
by ForgedGaming August 9, 2018
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ego-running

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘥
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
"Bro you're still trying to gaslight me even when I said you were. You keep on ego-running."
by ahundredovens June 27, 2023
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ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024
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