weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

Lydia-weight

Someone who cannot handle their drink to the point they are a liability on a night out

Don’t invite Anna she’s such a Lydia-weight

by Pyrojumper February 8, 2018

Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.

Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!

by Mandarin twin September 30, 2011

Fat D Weight

The biggest Male genatalia in the world is normally reffered to as dat fat D weight dick.

"Should i tell you that ever since i was young, I imagined sucking some fat D weight dick" - Lebron James

by Raging eskimo November 26, 2010

weightaphobia

A person which becomes turned off by the weight of the opposite sex.

I won't be affectionate with Shamu.

She sounded great on the phone, but when we met in person. I had weightaphobia because the attraction to plus sized people just isn't in the cards.

by sur August 31, 2007

gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007