Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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The Academic Weapon

A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.
Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.
by trappingangsta18 October 17, 2023
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Every weapons Enjoyer

These chads have a wide range of Skyblock knowledge and enjoy using every weapons in the whole Hypixel Skyblock server. Then went up with strategies to maximizing the potential of the weapon they use. Also it is recorded that some even spend hundred millions of coins maxing their famous weapon out. Like Palikka, a man maxing out an AOTJ (Aspect of the Jerry).
This man is magnifecent! He teached me how to use my weapons properly. He enjoyed any weapon he used! My pro friend said he's a rare type of player called "Every Weapons Enjoyer"!

- A random Lapis Non-
by Some1MakeItIDK October 10, 2022
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less-lethal weapons

Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds, stun grenades and other projectiles fired by police at unarmed and non-violent American citizens. Such weapons can produce serious injury, permanent disability and death.
An 18-year-old man, struck in the head by one of the less-lethal weapons, suffered massive injuries. 'You could look down into the wound and see fractured skull fragments', said the EMT. Rubber bullets, fired by police from military grenade launchers, can cause internal bleeding, nerve damage and permanent injury to vital organs.
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2020
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Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 03, 2010
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Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"
by Dungeon master 7884 July 06, 2022
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A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.
Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.
by Dick bomb April 29, 2023
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