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do you want these hands?

Slang for "do you want to fight?"

Generally spoken while holding hands up open or in a fist indicating a fight coming
do you want these hands? by s.k.ivory September 27, 2017

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse? 

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

you make me want to take a shit 

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you
If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with
I want a fig newton by Susan T August 10, 2006

I want his/her bum 

When you really fancy someone you say "I want his or her bum". Indicates that you want to hook up with them.

Laura: I really fancy it, he or she is soooooooo sexy!
Kiki:Do you want its bum?
Gemma: I wanted its bum last year, but you can have it, because last year they were a man.
Laura: awww thanks! I want his/her bum!
Kiki: Really? Would you hit that even though you're not sure if they're male or female
Laura: Yeah i don't care they're sexy whatever they are

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead 

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.