is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker
Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker
by likeadumpring May 10, 2015
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the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
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by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
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by Buckers June 11, 2014
Get the Gym Wanker mug.This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.
Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!
by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016
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1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.
2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.
2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005
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