tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018

tortimassi

Mr tortimassi is a dick and also Kermit the frog
He is also a super athiest deuchbag

Ur being a tortimassi

by Fat nut March 4, 2019

Tortoiseshell

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.

Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell

by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019

Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

Torta Bread

Bread of a Torta.

I use torta bread to make tortas.

by Tortalover101 July 7, 2019

tortoising

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.

Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty

by Tortoising July 27, 2019