the 50 cent treatment

A girl eats the guys ass

"ring, ring"

Hey we're done,

Girl: no weren't

Boy: yes ,because your crazy
Girl: okay well then I'll tell everyone about how I gave you the 50 cent treatment
Boy: you know I was just kidding baby

by White-slug March 11, 2016

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

four wall treatment

Analogous to a 'tune up.' Typically performed one-on-one, behind closed doors, in a private office/room.

Recruit #1: "How the hell did Jones break his beak like that? Is it true that he got the four wall treatment from Rodriguez?"
Recruit #2: "Shit, brah, all I know is that he was gettin' an ass chewin' from Gunny Rodriguez, then I heard him mouth off with something, then it was like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.' Then the shit got real quiet. So I took off before Gunny four-walled my skinny ass next!"

by Boneyard, Nails June 21, 2018

The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.

Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018