Tortoiseshell

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.

Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell

by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019

tortimassi

Mr tortimassi is a dick and also Kermit the frog
He is also a super athiest deuchbag

Ur being a tortimassi

by Fat nut March 4, 2019

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019

Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

Torta Bread

Bread of a Torta.

I use torta bread to make tortas.

by Tortalover101 July 7, 2019

tortoising

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.

Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty

by Tortoising July 27, 2019

Thorts

Short for thot shorts.

Really short and immodest shorts that are irreverent and do not please our lord.

Person 1: Damn, this girl really wont chill out with her thorts

Person 2: I know, her whole damn ass cheeks are hanging out

by thelegend3x3x3 August 17, 2019