Total Dump Job

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.

Is it true you broke up with your GF?

Had to brah, she was a total dump job.

by Zither November 24, 2009

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total body kiss

when you kiss one kiss per square inch of your lover's body

type of foreplay, when you place one kiss on every square inch of your lover's body. total body kiss works well with a little olive oil or honey. it really makes your lover feel special that you love her enought to kiss EVERY inch of her body

by viking48 March 6, 2009

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

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Total-E-Doo

To impregnate a kangaroo

"aww the moron just total-e-doo!"

by Ryan Nisker May 16, 2009

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totally drunk slut

a girl who you never see not wasted out of their minds and thinks its attractive to get on as many guys who usually arent as drunk as her in a night

Mariah is a totally drunk slut who hooks up with over four guys a night.

by jackblackattack May 31, 2006

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totally fish tacos

an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever.

something that should not exist.

Fuck this shite, I'm going to the pub. This is totally fish tacos.

I don't care how delicious they might be, I'm not eating a fish taco. What the fuck is that shit anyway?

by crackerman078 April 3, 2009

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