Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

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tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

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Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019

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Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

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Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.

As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime

by Amschel September 6, 2025

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Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado

The act of four women queefing in one direction causing a tornado to form and the tornado rapidly takes in all the stuff around it, including the men if the women were fucking. Then the entire building it taking in and ripped off its foundations with windspeed's over 300 mph and a width of 3 miles, creating the largest tornado in history.

My friends and I found these for girls and were thinking about do an Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado. The building would be destroyed but it would be fucking awesome.

by 6117 October 27, 2025

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