tornado fountain

an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night, while trying the tornado.

by oldguard April 20, 2023

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tornado tickler

The sensation you get when standing too close to a tornado or other severe wind storm. Named such because the fast moving air tickles your naughty bits as it rushes past.

"I was outside when the tornado touched down the other day and got myself a tornado tickler! Almost nutted on the spot!"

by ChaosEve December 11, 2023

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Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

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tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

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