Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

poop tooth grin

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.

Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes

by steelhead June 18, 2017

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2

Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 28, 2018

toothbrush talk

The incomprehensible noise that occurs when someone attempts to talk whilst brushing their teeth.

After awhile, you may begin to understand this language, especially if the person is making hand motions.

Guy 1: MMPHHHMMNMNMHSHHSSPFTT
Guy 2: Dude I can't understand your toothbrush talk.
Guy 1: MMMPPSFHHFTSHHS -waves hands-
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nah I already saw that movie last Friday.

by L to tha C December 17, 2008

Tootheses

Multiple tooth

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.

by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012

Toothy bum

Inserting toothpaste inside your anus so your arse smells minty and fresh.

My arsehole stinks! Have you got any Colgate? I fancy having a toothy bum today.

by xSonic Hedgehog December 27, 2014

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021