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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.
"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."
by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008
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Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.
Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"
by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015
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Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.
by clungewriter November 6, 2011
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damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die
I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him
by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017
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spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.
Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast
by Deus99 February 20, 2018
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Raisin Toast

A term coined by local Aussie hero and Camira native known as Shampoo. It is used to describe the act of getting a 'Rub & Tug'. The genius is that the initials R/T are cafe short hand for "raisin toast", you can talk about it in public and no one will be the wiser.
"Might go get some Raisin Toast on the way home from work then rock round to yours to punch some cones"
by dru95 July 29, 2016
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