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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
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Ignite Toast

Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?

Fan#2: Yeah why?

Fan#1: He's the best!

Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂
by Some person on the internet February 26, 2018
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Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.
Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"
by BigWillyNathaniel April 10, 2020
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Raisin Toast

A term coined by local Aussie hero and Camira native known as Shampoo. It is used to describe the act of getting a 'Rub & Tug'. The genius is that the initials R/T are cafe short hand for "raisin toast", you can talk about it in public and no one will be the wiser.
"Might go get some Raisin Toast on the way home from work then rock round to yours to punch some cones"
by dru95 July 29, 2016
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damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die
I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him
by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017
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spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.
Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast
by Deus99 February 20, 2018
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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