Janky-Toast

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.

Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.

by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017

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Brown toasting

Having sex while having a stomach bug and losing your bowels upon then after reaching completion.

Man: "Let's have sex."
Woman: "Ewww no, you don't feel well, and I don't want you brown toasting me!"

by Mewcatgo August 11, 2015

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The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.

I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 May 18, 2016

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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

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toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.

Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"

by rfmg42 March 8, 2010

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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

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