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Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.
Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.
by dickwodicus December 28, 2011
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zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.
Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.
by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011
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Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 2, 2009
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Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.
Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!
by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
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rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011
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Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.
You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.
by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020
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skimmin on the meat

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!
by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023
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