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Sam

A loving sexy alpha male that plays football and basketball that typically has black or brown hair, brown or gren eyes and is normally quite tall. If you know a Sam don't hesitate to ask him out
girl 1 : Hey that guy Sam is really nice
girl 2 : Yeah you know Sams are perfect boyfriend material
girl 1 : Really? I'm going to ask him out now. Thanks!
by Sexy Amazing Man. (Sam) November 14, 2020
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sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.
by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018
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Sam

Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
Awww is that Sam over there he is so fat
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
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Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
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Sam

A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
by The Unspoken Truth June 5, 2017
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Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018
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SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
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