by tory borty December 23, 2012
An arm injury in which a person with a small penis attempts to masturbate. Similar to tennis elbow, except with masturbation.
by ERCAL March 30, 2011
The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.
by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008
The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.
"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."
by Rob. February 02, 2003
Disproportionate muscle growth in the arm used in masturbation, resulting in an "imbalance" of arm size.
Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.
Can be cured by using the weaker arm instead.
"Dude, check out my bicep! It's huge!"
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."
"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."
"That's because you jerk with that one. Let's see the other one."
"I can lift a sofa with my masturbation arm. The other's just weak."
by funtakmonster January 27, 2012
When a design professional produces a design that incites a "gasm," resulting in the enthusiastic exclamation of "Ah..." or a simliar sound.
Sergio practiced architectural masturbation when he designed a Gothic Cathedral and excalimed: "Mon-a-mii!!!"
by B.R.K.D December 06, 2007
the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation purely for the enjoyment of your own greatness and individuality. Subjects range from obscure lp's to cultural movements in preindustrial societies. Either delivered through grand monlogues or subtle conversation orientation, it links large words and random references resulting in nothing acually being communicated.
Though the influence of Ric Okasisk was quite evident within Weezer's blue album, rivers coumo domination of the lyrical form seem quite evident in Pinkerton
by Robert finkle February 19, 2005