Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.

Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.

by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011

robot chicken

one of the funniest new shows on cartoon Network's "Adult Swim".

Created By Seth Green - Uses classic toys to do crazy sick shit.

robot chicken is as funny as watching an old person slip and fall, so you turd fucking mother fuckers better watch it.

by I forget March 2, 2005

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.

Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??

by Sasha June 27, 2003

chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

by Tino September 1, 2003

Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

awesome chicken

Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)

Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010