dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004

slut ticket

Noun.
1)a ticket given to a slut.

walking around in a tank top and shorts late at night, and a cop stops them and gives them a ticket for looking like a slut. The cop can give them a slut ticket.

by ladedaa March 4, 2009

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

frick frack tickety tack

Oh my god i am horny!

Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?

by bostoncasey August 18, 2016

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will give you financial gain, the Career that will put food on your table.

Making beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 29, 2017

Tinker

Although usually meaning Irish travellers can also be used to refer to someone dirty or unhygenic in appearence or smell...

Me: Oh, whats that smell?
Friend: Its that tinker over there!
Me: What a dirty smelly tinker!

by boo boop your nose February 28, 2009