Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti October 25, 2015

polish stallion

humble alpha male that knows a lot but does not say a lot. Likes to keep things to him self and has made it into a high position in life in various different ways

J: omg look at him

T: who is that?
J: everyone calls hun the polish stallion

by redsmit September 4, 2022

Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

The Polish passport

It’s when you’re fucking two girls on a 38.5 degree incline and then you cum into a vase and use it as lube for the next time.

Hey bro my date was ducking amazing last night. We ended up back at her place, met up with her Roomate and did the Polish passport.

by Natael July 29, 2022

polish gymsock

When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers

Yo samantha get over here and imma bash your cunt with a polish gymsock

by Piddlecak September 18, 2017

Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 5, 2021

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023