This is a very simple and easy game you can play about anywhere. Its really boring if you don't have a lot of people though. Usually playing it in school is fun.
First you call some ones name when they're not looking at you, with your hands around your eyes like binoculars. If they look at you, they must get on their hands and knees and yell "MOOSE!". But! If you call their name, and they look at you when your hands are around your eyes, and they have their pointer fingers by their temples like devil horns, YOU have to get on your hands and knees and scream "MOOSE!"
First you call some ones name when they're not looking at you, with your hands around your eyes like binoculars. If they look at you, they must get on their hands and knees and yell "MOOSE!". But! If you call their name, and they look at you when your hands are around your eyes, and they have their pointer fingers by their temples like devil horns, YOU have to get on your hands and knees and scream "MOOSE!"
"hey lets play moose game"
"okay"
--10 min later--
chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what?...crap"
chris-"hah"
jenny-"MOOSE!"
EX2:
chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what..."
chris-"crap....MOOSE!"
"okay"
--10 min later--
chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what?...crap"
chris-"hah"
jenny-"MOOSE!"
EX2:
chris-"....jenny!"
jenny-"what..."
chris-"crap....MOOSE!"
by NOONE56765 February 13, 2010

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.
Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true
by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

by Scoredquasar454 January 14, 2022

A FAT, WET and JUICY pussy . They say it grips very well and hold all the juices in too. Also known as FAT PUSSY
by Nyaaa8088135 May 5, 2020

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises
The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time
by BarryTingle August 11, 2022

when selling a car as a car salesman the moose rack is known as ten thousand dollars gross profit on one car sale.
by dwarf tosser May 16, 2009

a boner
by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009
