llama

An animal that will one day rule the world with the Rainbow king.Can be found dancing on rainbows with memes and unicorns.Should be careful when approaching one as it will eat your hair if you do not approach carefully.Normally wear cool shades and flower crowns.

Timmy:Look ! Look at the mystical creature that us worthless humans call llamas !

Jimmy: I wish to one day tame one and ride it !

by Smexy Horse April 2, 2016

Dolly llama

Da camelid-conveyance dat Ms. Parton uses when traveling across da Tibetan desert.

Da ample-chested country-music superstar recently had breast-reduction performed, so a Dolly llama would have a slightly easier time carrying said blonde bombshell over da desert.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 19, 2017

llama

Llama is a type of pistol that was originally known as Llama-Gabilondo y Cia SA, was a Spanish arms company founded in 1904 under the name Gabilondo and Urresti. It later became a trademarked name in 1932 and is revered for it's small size and large caliber for conceal and carry. It also means "flame" in Spanish.

"I got that drama, you don't want no problems
Dial up that llama, boy you know what it is" - T.I.

"No mercy, go Earthly, cock and make the llama sound" - Tech N9ne

by hammurai September 23, 2017

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 4, 2016