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Military Kid

That one super musty kid that’s always in your class. They’re usually behind on the latest trend, going off about funny memes from years ago, or making gun noises with their mouths. Every chance they get they will tell you about their favorite plane, or tank. They can’t go a conversation without bringing up WW2. You can spot them wearing camouflage, or that one Minecraft creeper jacket.
Guy: oh hi (insert military kids name)
Military kid:The Sherman tank was the most commonly used American tank in World War II. More than 50,000 Shermans were produced between 1942 and 1945. The model proved itself somewhat effective against German Mk II and Mk IV Panzers, but it was thoroughly outclassed by the Tiger, Panther, and King Tiger tanks.
by KailuaKid January 25, 2022
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Stray kids

Literally chaos.
Anyway stan these talented boys to feel like you're on crack when you're actually not! Wait, placebo. Yes go listen to 3racha's placebo.
stray kids are superior periodt. stan stray kids for clear skin.
by Jeonga November 17, 2020
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ukulele kids

A group of middle school or high school students mixed between vsco girls and emos They typically bring an instrument to school and try showing off in front of people when they can only play the same few notes or songs.
Do those kids ever play anything other than Twenty One Pilots?

They’re ukulele kids they can’t help it.
by mingamoto September 23, 2019
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space kid

Adorable very sweet and kind a little slow but still lovely
by Camp camp September 14, 2017
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Sigma Kid

A word used to describe the kids who comment on phonk videos or Patrick Bateman Sigma short videos with the 🗿 Emoji. They spend their time in the youtube shorts section trying to find other 'sigma males' that are probally 10 year olds reaking their parents bedroom or either commenting 'women🍷' on every post they see.
Bro I was just trying to listen to some phonk but when I opened up the comments all i saw was the Sigma Kid.
by Deez1212w1322 May 22, 2023
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Howard's kids

The term used to describe undesirable persons born in Australia after 2002 to dead shit bogan parents who bred just to get the $3k-$5k baby bonus introduced by the Howard Government.
The crime rate in Australia is beginning to spike as Howard's kids come of criminal age and you 'aint seen nothing yet!
by KindExtremist July 31, 2019
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Xbox kid

A 12 year old spoils beat who always cries and screams on Xbox live especially on battle royals games
It’s that damn Xbox kid again. I think I can hear his mom telling him to shut the fuck up
by Beatlesfan18 May 30, 2019
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