Kevin

Kevin is the basically a troll living under the bridge

Man, I was trying to get to my friend's house when I met Kevin on the bridge, he wanted to tag along so I went back home instead.

by nacovatiom September 2, 2018

Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Kevin

A dude who tries to be friendly but jokes too much and hurts everyone. Name of a childish boy who thinks that the world can be easy to tame if you have hope.

Kevin: (Jokes)
RGB friend: that hurts.

by Artic_mammal January 30, 2020

Kevin

A homosexual in every movie/musical and maybe even in real life

Dang it kevin is gay

by Uronlinetruth March 17, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is so much better than FUCKING NOAH... Kevin doesn’t send josies face as an ugly sticker to 400 people, cuz he ain’t a bitch

Noah send a BEAUTIFUL sticker of josies face to 400 people... now he a BITCH {Kevin isn’t}

to: lil’ dick Noah

by #noahsabitchnotkevin October 24, 2018

Kevin

Kevin, literally the best person you’ll ever meet.

“I met this amazing guy at the bar yesterday “

“He must be a Kevin”

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Kevin

Kevin has the biggest heart on anyone! Kevin is caring & giving! Kevin loves showing off his love making skills with his gigantic dick & sick motions! His cum taste like the sweetest natural honey. Kevin will showcase his bedroom skills for the camera to make the ladies moist & non-Kevin’s motivated.

Him (Kevin) I’ll be back
Me (her) sad face, panties wet… I’m going to miss my Kevin & his sweet honey filled dick! But damn Kevin didn’t hv to leave me like this…

by ThaLordsLady August 17, 2021