jersey compliment

A jersey compliment is When you try to say something nice but it comes out sounding like you intended to insult the other person; or
When you say something nice but you're actually insulting the person

The following would be jersey compliments: "Yo, that's the smartest thing I've heard you say, bro!" Or: love your pink shirt's popped collar, bud.

by Zuluswag January 7, 2016

Jersey Style

When you start a fight by ripping off your shirt

That's it man, let's take this outside, Jersey Style!

by Chris617M May 6, 2018

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017

jersey dancer

A jersey dancer is a person like someone on TikTok or Dubsmash and they do stuff like sexy walk and buck and so on

I’m doing pretty good not to be a Jersey dancer!

by Okur February 19, 2019

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022