Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Pixel Jailed

The state of being duped via art into joining a virtual harem.

I was innocently browsing Deviantart, and next thing you know I'd been pixel jailed!

by sylvivresavie December 7, 2020

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020

retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016