Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.
Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.
by Sendit408 April 22, 2017
Get the Soot Hooker mug.The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
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Get the Hooker tickets mug.Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011
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Who's this?
Not a backpage hooker, move along
Who's this?
Not a backpage hooker, move along
by joe4kewl December 16, 2013
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hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun
1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.
2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".
3. A person who has a douching influence on others.
4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.
5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.
6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
by get hooker December 9, 2009
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