Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.

Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.

Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.

by Franky007 April 7, 2024

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe

Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021

Fred

Sexyfaceee

Heyy there’s fred(sexy face)

by Thabaddie January 17, 2021