What is an Eva. Evas are almost pocket sized, red headed homosapiens with gorgeous blue and green eyes. Eva has alot going on her life that you may not know about so you should always ensure they are comfortable and smiling. Make Eva smile with a Starbucks that she won't be able to finish and a chocolate filled donut half the size of her head. Eva has a new passion for ice skating and is very committed. Eva will rarely read but enjoys a good romance book 🙈 always be proud and kind to Eva, they treat you how they feel treated. Eva is always trying their best. Dont let them give up on anything... ever.
by achoo256 September 15, 2023
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" Hey girl, look at Eva she's slaying those new boots." " Are you going to Eva's house, she is soooo rich, I would"
by slaykitty January 26, 2023
Get the Eva mug.silly and stupid but can be responsible, very good style and is so beautiful it’s blinding but sometimes has pimples. she loves reading and is very good at the arts (music, painting). all the older guys fall for her while she is wanting someone her age.
18 yr old guy: hey who’s that?
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
by Averygrambs December 27, 2021
Get the Eva mug.Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
Get the Anna-Eva mug.(pronounced EH-vA) short friend, big personality. this person is the bestest and if you know an eva don't let her do dumb things. ily eva
by hummusandpretzels October 8, 2022
Get the Eva mug.A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
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by oniloppip November 22, 2016
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