Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.

She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

coochie corn

It's when yo coochie got flakes and when you ich it flakes fall

Bitch that's why yo momma got coochie corn, stank ass BITCH

by Kitty fuck you January 24, 2018

corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

by your mom October 9, 2003

floor corn

Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.

"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale

"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine

"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki

by Jameson Thurgood March 17, 2008

Cleaning the Corn

A euphemism for masturbation or Jacking off

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"

by monk2010 April 14, 2010

Corn Chaser

kôrn ˈCHāsər | kɔrn ˈtʃeɪsər

Someone, presumably male, who has gay sex with another man. (The term comes from how gay sex involves insertion of a member inside of the anal canal, where excrement - sometimes spotted with corn - comes from.)

I don’t give my son any soy milk; wouldn’t want him to end up a corn chaser…

by Very-NPC December 29, 2022