radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.

That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.

by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022

Red clay stray

Red headed women with herpes

Shannon is such red clay stray

by KW54 June 24, 2023

clai

A kid with a massive thigh slapping horse cock.

Damn look at Clai that shits huge

by Cmk7 June 7, 2020

Clai

Someone whom you really admire that gives you the happiness that you truly deserve. Not only that person makes you feel loved but no matter the circumstances he/she will always understand things that even yourself can’t. Being called Clai means you are special, and that you are all the colors in one at full brightness.

Kayla is my clai.

by itskryptonnn June 11, 2024

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015