Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009

Bogging

When a engine loses rpm during a drift and the car loses its momentum.

My BMW 318i is bogging in 3rd gear so I have to shift down to second and clutch kick.

by pinkfloydfan9733 April 8, 2021

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

hente bog

At tage større mængder hest og male kunst til bedste kunnen

Henry: Måske jeg kommer og “henter bog” på fredag?

Nicky: Jaja, bare kom!

Jf. “hente bog”

by Isobel.baka February 10, 2025

bog

when something is really big, but like not length and width, only width.

woah what, this tree is very bog

by MrFoap June 27, 2024

Mud bogging

Placing your face between the cheeks of your partner ass and motor boating it.

Look at her ass, Im going mud bogging in her ass

by Blonkey November 17, 2017