Pumpkin Cunt

When you act like a dumb cunt around the fall season.

My friend ran too fast while playing basketball so I called him a pumpkin cunt.

by Mike2016 September 23, 2018

selling pumpkins

to let someone touch your boobs/balls for a price.

Girl: I want to start selling pumpkins with you
Boy: I'll give you 20 bucks

by lvthwyuli October 20, 2010

Pumpkin pussy

when you scrape the insides of a pumpkin out and place in the palm of your hand to masturbate with.

Damn nig, I wasn't able to get that primo clown snatch, so i went home and made a pumpkin pussy

by Leshaun Haberny August 16, 2011

Pumpkin Blumkin

A special Halloween treat for the man who has everything....(See "Blumkin")

I told my girlfriend to get into the spirit of the holiday so she gave me a Pumpkin Blumkin for Halloween

by Krelman November 19, 2007

pumpkin varvus

The inside of a pumpkin

That pussy smells like pumpkin varvus

by PauliePoo June 3, 2006

Blue Pumpkin

another way of saying blumpkin without people knowing what you are are talking about. Can also be used as a team name in school or any group project to trick your teacher or superviser into saying blumpkin.

Over heard at work - "man i got a sweet blue pumpkin last night, it was awesome!"

Teacher - "what's your group name?"
Kid - "The Blue Pumpkins!"
Teacher - "alright, the BLue pUMPKINS"

by Billy Bad Ass May 13, 2005

teddy pumpkins

A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love

I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins

by Nukexteme November 2, 2010