Horny Onion

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

by the web expert April 6, 2018

Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.

P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?

by AsianLemon May 9, 2020

sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.

That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.

by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016

Onion Broth

A hot chick with one hot, sweaty ass.

Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.

Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

onion motu

a superior verison of pickle rick

rick and morty might have pickle rick, but we have onion motu

by The p0d3R November 13, 2017

Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.

by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011