There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Marte

A very pretty person who has managed to become the most inspo person on earth. Lights candles when she’s alone, always looks stunning

You look like a real Marte over there, lighting candles while looking flawless

by Siggeryan November 9, 2019

K-Mart

Opposite of Gucci. You're feeling so terrible, you're at K-Mart level down.

Been a bad day, I feel so K-Mart

by RonEssHomie April 28, 2023

Wall-mart

The act of crashing a shopping cart into a wall at a convenience store or any building the owner escorts you out. Most of the times they just call the police, though.

Guy: Yo bro I just gave Karen's house Wall-mart and she came out and yelled at me like frickin' Banshee.
Other Guy: Yo Karen deserved it all things considered.

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Marts

When maths gets solved using art

I had a marts lesson today;
(3) three + ( 2 )two= 👋 five

by Jen201 April 13, 2019

Mart

is a homosexual Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with his grandmother Granny Smith, his older brother Big McIntosh, his younger sister Apple Bloom, and his dog Winona. He represents the element of honesty.

"I hate Mart, he's a fire gremlin."

by craspercacost July 25, 2019

Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.

">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025