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Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.
In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.
by ajmurphy October 19, 2018
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Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.
Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg
by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.
"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"
by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025
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Jamaican Slip

When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant
Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯
by Boomslang09 March 1, 2025
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Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.
The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.
by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025
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Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021
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