Google Hangouts

The drugs kids are using on the streets now days.

yo bro I'm low key desperate for some google hangouts man. you got any?

by Pog chap September 23, 2018

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking November 05, 2015

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017

clout googles

Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.

Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.

by Stretboi March 02, 2018

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 06, 2009

Google Dictionary

The worst dictionary to ever exist.

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

by somebody who's in the U.S. April 11, 2020