Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Fountain of youth

When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.

Yo bro you wanna try the fountain of youth?

by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022

Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse May 27, 2016

sticky fountain

Not to be confused with the angry dragon, this debauched term is when you are going to town on someone with a stoma, and you stick your dick on their throathole right before you see the cumtastic Bellagio show coming out of their mouths.

Hey baby, why don't you put that voicebox down and get our sticky fountain on?

by StraightouttaBagram November 17, 2022

Casey Fountain

She is a hot fucking blond that everyone wants to bang she got a nice ass and a really fine rack.

The Six grader Casey Fountain

by I like Casey March 14, 2014