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bamboo crush

When you are having sex with someone from behind and they clench their butt enough to injure the penis.
Steph found out her boy was cheeting on her and she bamboo crushed him.
by chris the infamous January 21, 2009
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Kiss Crush

When you don't have a crush on someone but, you want to know what it's like to kiss them.
Girl 1: You definitely like him!

Girl 2: No I don't! It's just a kiss crush!
by Grace Olivia July 27, 2019
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head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.
I felt better after head crushing that jerk.
by asbee October 17, 2010
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crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.
“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”
by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018
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Crush Attack

When your thinking about your crush for a long ass time. Like bro your stalking them, and your just fucking looking at their pictures and listening to their type of music. And your just sitting on your couch with a hoodie and think to yourself “damn he/she will never like me” and your heart is pounding. So yea that’s a ducking crush attack.
Jade: yo you good fam
Nathaly: nahh...brooo. I can’t stop thinking about this fuckinggg bitchhhhh. Ughhh.

Jade: damn bruh. Crush attacks suck
Nathaly: frrrrr
by Babygirlforlifemyguy April 16, 2019
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Schlieman Crush

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
by H&S October 9, 2008
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Candy Crush

Poor excuse for a game.

A piece of garbage that denies of social life for the user and annoys all the people around. Its extensive levels and difficulty made people became addicted and ask for lifes to their facebook friends, and send countless invitations. Another example of the Cyber-geddon.

It's just a copy of bejeweled.
Child: Dad, I'm hungry !

Father: Oh..! your mother is playing Candy Crush and forgot to make dinner for you!
by Lokillo August 31, 2013
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