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Doom Bass

The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:

One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.

It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.

The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."

Thus the Doom Bass Was born
Don't be an idiot in Calculus or you will be beaten by the Doom Bass
by Ficca Factor October 7, 2013
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bass-baritone

A type of bass voice range that feature the quality and texture of a true baritone voice. It can be debatable when this specific register is classified either bass or baritone.
Paul Robeson was one of the greatest singers in the 20th century and fought for civil rights. He experienced his singing from a congregation that was owned by his father, who was a born from a family of freed slaves. In his opinion, he described his singing voice as a baritone. It can be debatable because his voice recorded in audio is described by listeners as a true bass voice. So, the correct and appropriate term for his register is a bass-baritone.

The same with Barry White, who was debated by his audience as either bass or baritone. But, he identified his voice register or as he put it "his instrument" as a bass-baritone in front of his audience respectfully without any conflict.
by Victor9595 June 5, 2017
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Bass boob

When a seated bass player holds the bass so close, a bulge of boob forms over the dip in the bass
Oh my gosh do you see how big his bass boob is!
by JAXROTO June 22, 2018
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Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack
it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack
by basscrack April 13, 2023
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Extra Bass

When somebody makes a lot of annoying, unnecessary noise.
1. Thumping when walking around a house.
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things making lots of noise.

*Somebody bangs on a door* "Dang you tryin to put some extra bass in it?"

"Whats with all the extra bass?"
by Baller Status April 15, 2008
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Xtra Bass

it's a feeling that you get after sniffing amphetamine(a central nervous system stimulant that increases energy) and smoking weed about 20 minutes afterwards. It is important that you do not smoke weed right after sniffing speed because you kill your high. It was created on drum and bass parties in Poland where speed and bass is very popular.
Wadim : I don't smoke weed at all I only do amphetamine.
Maciek : I like smoking green when I'm high on speed because it gives me this extra bass.
by Maciej June 17, 2006
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Sea Bass

When two or more people meet a person that none in the party wish to see. One idiot acknowledges the person and the rest continue walking leaving the lone moron to speak with the person that no one wanted to see.
Man, you assholes sea bassed me when we saw Tina at the bar. I had to talk to her all night when you guys took off.
by Mac McPackerson May 12, 2011
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