clutch job

guy on guy stroking

he was given a clutch job by that man

by Spaminacan_18 March 16, 2020

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Clutch

When 2 people are kissing and one of them jumps up and wraps their legs around the other.

I didn't trust my own legs to hold me up while he was kissing me, making my legs shaky and my heart melt so I clutched at him for support and he held me up with his strong arms.

by Weirdwhitney August 21, 2016

Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.

My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!

by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022

Tapping the clutch

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.

by spuz18 June 8, 2019

Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.

"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"

by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024

Clutch

A guy who always manages to have his hand in his junk.

Whenever a chick comes around he's always got to clutch

by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020