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Darlo Tech

A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.
She just failed her exams, she'll be going to Darlo Tech.
by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016
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state tech ag central college tech

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"
by zank frappa May 3, 2017
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Lakeview Tech Academy

A school where the nerds rule. Girls are few and far in between. Say goodbye to social life, say hello to Robotics Club. What used to be a warehouse, is now your school for the next four years. You're lucky if you're classroom has walls that reach all the way to the ceiling. A rumor spreads, and by the next day, everyone knows. Pot smoking surprisingly enough is quite common among the people who attend here, although no-one likes to admit it. Lakeview also lacks a view of what can be barely called a lake that is across the street.
"Do you go to Lakeview Tech Academy?"

"Sadly"
by its a line ___________ May 26, 2010
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Vet Tech

The ones that spend all the time with the animals, deal with all the clients B.S. The people who get scratched, bit, cussed at, attacked, all around used and abused. under appreciated, under paid, but most of us love our job.

The people you should pay more attention to, not just your glorified holders. (Aka when we come out with your animal, Please take them, dont have us standing there, feeling stupid because we want to talk to you, but have another 100 things to do.)
That vet tech really connects with fluffy.
by Kitdragon2000 July 7, 2011
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Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!
Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.
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cj tech

In the game "Dead by Daylight", a player by the name of CJ created a tech, and thus it had been named after him.

To preform a CJ Tech, you need: a pallet, a slugged teammate, and a flashlight. Make sure your teammate is on the side of the pallet that the killer is on, then once the killer tries to kick the pallet, vault it. This will cause them to instead, pick up your teammate, in which case, you can vault back to the other side and get an easy flashlight save.

Search "cj tech" on YouTube to see this visually.
"He's down'd at a pallet, I'm gonna go for the cj tech!"
by PocketEGirl August 12, 2021
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Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
by bandrepairs February 3, 2010
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