Lane Tech 

School in Chicago that demographics say is more Hispanic than white but really it’s 70% white 22% Hispanic and 8% black

“Wait, how the hell does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than White, mostly everybody here looks like vsco girls and wear booty shorts and tights in attempt to make their ass look bigger”

Lane Tech by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019

Schizer Tech 

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.

"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."

Schizer Tech by 5lo5h March 17, 2011

Playa Tech

A form of the musical subgenre Tech House but a much more spiritual, tribally, eastern, world music sounding, trance inducing, yoga friendly variety. Performed on the Playa at Burning Man and other like minded parties.

Rainbow: "Eww this music sounds like disco with a banging 4x4 beat, real keys, instruments and a soulful sounding vocalist sometimes behind it. What is this? And everyone's dancing so hard to it I can't even fit my hula hoop in here or do proper yoga poses without being knocked down!"

Robert: "Aww Rainbow, you're just used to sunrise Playa Tech because of all the Burning Man's you've attended. Here in the city people prefer dancing to jackin house music at a warehouse at 6am."

Playa Tech by feetoid May 14, 2016

Darlo Tech 

A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.

She just failed her exams, she'll be going to Darlo Tech.

Darlo Tech by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016

state tech ag central college tech 

The most prestigious college in Rhode Island

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"

state tech ag central college tech by zank frappa May 3, 2017

Lakeview Tech Academy 

A school where the nerds rule. Girls are few and far in between. Say goodbye to social life, say hello to Robotics Club. What used to be a warehouse, is now your school for the next four years. You're lucky if you're classroom has walls that reach all the way to the ceiling. A rumor spreads, and by the next day, everyone knows. Pot smoking surprisingly enough is quite common among the people who attend here, although no-one likes to admit it. Lakeview also lacks a view of what can be barely called a lake that is across the street.

"Do you go to Lakeview Tech Academy?"

"Sadly"

Lakeview Tech Academy by its a line ___________ May 26, 2010

Vet Tech 

The ones that spend all the time with the animals, deal with all the clients B.S. The people who get scratched, bit, cussed at, attacked, all around used and abused. under appreciated, under paid, but most of us love our job.

The people you should pay more attention to, not just your glorified holders. (Aka when we come out with your animal, Please take them, dont have us standing there, feeling stupid because we want to talk to you, but have another 100 things to do.)

That vet tech really connects with fluffy.

Vet Tech by Kitdragon2000 July 7, 2011