tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.

Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.

by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024

Tampon

A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed

Karen do you have a tampon I can use.

by Skylar Riddle February 21, 2018

tamponing

when one male golfer slips another male golfer a tampon because they whiffed a shot and the so called prank really torques off women everywhere.

Did you see that woods is tamponing again.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire

You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!

by E69 May 27, 2019

tampon bracers

women's legs

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.

by MarkAL August 6, 2010