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Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.
That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.
by kimmerB August 4, 2024
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tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
by Urshanabi July 23, 2025
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The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
by HylianPanda February 22, 2014
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Tactic

Because you won't stop harassing me I the fucking workplace. Cut it out. That is not the most important part of all this Dave. Fuck your kids.
Hym "Yeah, we're all using tactics. Not what you are doing is engaging in this endless circular argument to bully me into saying I am threatening you kids so that you can say 'Well then jail'. As though that is how this should work. Fuck your kids. You're selfish pricks and you don't actually DO anything good for anyone. And if you do it's to spite me at my expense over kids I haven't murdered. All to make a point about my defeatability or something. No matter what happens it will not ever constitute some kind of conceptual defeat for me. You won when the school shooting per year went do and that is the only win you ever need to get. You would have had fewer if you would have listened in the first fucking place you stupid pieces of shit. You're the downing man here and now because I didn't fucking save you right the kike boat driver isn't letting me back on the boat. I don't have to live like this and I don't have to do anything other than tell you to do it for it to change for me. So I'm not going to. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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Circle Tactics

The stupidest idea ever. It's just another fucking word for the blitzkrieg.
by Ascendancy 30 Lore July 30, 2022
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Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood
He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys
by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025
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