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Springfield XD

Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.

The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.

In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"

"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
by TheManUWishUWere July 12, 2009
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springfield

1. Name of many cities. The largest and most well-known Springfield is in Massachusetts. It's home to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Springfield, IL is also well-known by elementary school students as a state capital, but otherwise, it's a backwater. Springfield, MO is even more of a backwater but it's home to SW Missouri State Univ (SMS). There are also smaller Springfields in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Oregon and Ohio. None of these are worth discussing.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
We drove through Springfield on our way to Springfield.
by Nutmegger February 15, 2004
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Springfield Oregon

A place commonly known as Springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near Eugene Oregon.
Hey why do people from Eugene Oregon go to the yard sales in Springfield Oregon?
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
by (=$eth=) December 9, 2008
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Winter Springs High School

literally hell. the worst school on earth. warning, it is literally worse then prison. that’s probably why so many people at the school have ankle bracelets.
Winter springs high school can suck my dick.

You’ll never hear the words good and WSHS in the same sentence, unless it’s to say WSHS is not good.
by 69GINNER November 5, 2018
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DeFuniak Springs

A place with an unusual amount of churches, located in Florida but is basically a part of Alabama. Known for its big lake that no one goes to. Locals love going to places like Waffle House and Tasty Freeze. Everyone is related, your mother is probably your second cousin.
Guy 1: I’m from DeFuniak Springs
Guy 2: I’m so sorry
by Cotton Eye Joseph July 21, 2019
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Irish Spring Green Green

Celebrational Words said by June flight on all his greens in 2k
by SilentEditor January 12, 2021
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Bruce Springsteen

One of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA, 23 September 1949, in Freehold, New Jersey to be precise. He's known as "The Boss", kinda the way Elvis Presley is known as "The King". Springsteen's famous E Street Band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!
1. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!
by O.G. WILLAKER February 10, 2005
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