student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

studeraber

A rude, yet funny nickname for someone with the name of Studer

Hey what's studeraber doin I wonder?

by lexie dragon January 22, 2014

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.

Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.

by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017

Stude

A naked selfie of a man named Stuart/Stu

OMG just sent a stude sent help

by PlanetaryQuark November 14, 2017

Studerschnobben

When a receipt gives you AIDS.

That waitress got sick from studerschnobben.

by WordMasterZ December 5, 2017