matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

candy stripper

A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.

Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"

by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

show stopper

An abnormal, large or otherwise life-threatening bowel movement, such that all actions and interactions currently being undertaken must be put on hold (i.e. the 'show' must be 'stopped') in order to take care of one's business, lest the aforesaid movement take care of itself.

"That burrito was so big, I could tell it was going to be a real show stopper."

by "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" December 10, 2005

stripper tits

(adj.) A phrase to demoralize a person.

Hey stripper tits! You spilled my beer.

by El-Dogfather August 27, 2005

Door Stopper

"Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."

Greg: "Yah that girl Kayla Is a Real Door Stopper!"
Fahad: "Yah buT your my Door Stopper!"
Greg: :o

by Greg August 25, 2004

Stripper Frustration

When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.

Your mileage may vary.

Stripper Frustration leaves you right where you started.

by Really Strong Pimp Hand August 9, 2005

work it like a stripper pole

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning

Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003